This blog is dead.
The years of memories clogged up the joints and cogs until they bent and buckled and wore themselves out under the pressure.
We are on the precipice of stagnation here - an intolerable state of affairs. And Blogger, sadly, doesn't provide me with a conducive environment in which to update.
Yours truly is moving on to newer pastures in search of more outlets for his fanatical rantings.
Come along, reader, you know you want to. It's just another step: a rational progression up a flight of irrational staircases.
I'm ready whenever you are.